三打白骨精话剧剧本

1、三打白骨精话剧剧本t:唐僧(a) s:孙悟空 (b)e:猪八戒(c) j:沙僧(d)b:白骨精(e)b1:b变成村姑 b2:b变成太婆 b3:b变化成老头t: emitofo,do you know where we are now? 阿弥陀佛，我们这是到哪了？ s: bajie,map! 八戒，地图！e: (摸出，递给s)s: look,boss (凑近t)（t、s一齐转向e） 师傅，请看。t: bajie!how many times i have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls! 八戒，我跟你讲了多少次了，不要

2、带这种美女的图片！e: oh, boss!forgive me。(伸手拿回) 哦，师傅！原谅我吧。t: (缩手)ill keep it for you until we reach the west为师先替你保管，到西天了再给你。e: but但是t: emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! map? 阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？e: (递)here.em we have arrived in white tiger mountain!ah i cant walk on any more!(坐)my stomach doesnt allow so

3、. 给，嗯我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不动了！再说，我这肚子也饿了。s: fat pig! 肥猪!e: monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,i will ,i will. 死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说s: you will what(凶相)? 再说你怎么样？s: no problem!(安装)（b已躲在一旁偷看） 没问题！ （白骨精躲在一旁偷看）j: this is.?s: electric net! i made this. no monster can approach you if you stay in it! 伏

4、魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！ t: emok，we will stay in it! 嗯好的，我们会呆在里面的！s: bye!(飞走) 俺老孙去也。t: lets play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐斗地主 我们斗地主吧！b: hm!hm!electric net?you are too childish.(变成b1) 哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧。b1: (接近三人，望着)can i join you? 我也可以玩吗？ j: im sorry,lady. we are playing fighting against landowner and three people are

5、 enough. 不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。b1: (在一旁观看)oh,chance! bomb! 噢，机会来了！炸弹！t: bomb?(打出)b1: double king! 王炸！t: oh.i win! em,lady,you are a boss-hand. come in and teach me! 喔我赢了！嗯，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！s: (回来，看见b1)oh,monster!(上前就打) 啊，妖怪！b1: （倒)ah 惨叫声t: (气愤)wukong! look what have done! she is my teacher! 悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的

6、师傅!s: she is a monster! 她是妖怪！t: nonsense!(深呼吸)s: oh,please dont 噢，师傅，别t:its too late!(唱)once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) 太晚了！ once more(紧箍咒)s: please,please,oh,no(痛苦抱头)t: (呛住，咳)wukong,im disappointed with you! 悟空，为师早就跟你讲了！（不要乱杀生）b: (真身出现)hm!sun wukong, ill teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) 哼!孙悟空，让我教

7、训一下你！b2:hello,have you seen my daughter? （长老）请问，你们见过我女儿没？t: daughter?.(连忙挡住尸体)no,sorry!s: （咬牙切齿）you monster, ill beat you into hell! 好你个妖怪，我打死你！e&j: are you ok, boss?(扶t) 师傅，你还好吧？ 这个地方八戒要表现出墙头草的样子。t：dont say this.（这时放only you，当做紧箍咒）only you （不要再说了。念紧箍咒。）白骨精现身。b：wahahaha，sun wukong，i will teach you a

8、 lesson. 哇哈哈哈，孙悟空，我马上就给你个教训。白骨精变身老妇出场。b2：daughter. daughter. where is my daughter? hello, have you seen my daughter? 女儿啊，女儿啊，女儿你在哪里啊？【对唐僧】你好，请问你看到我女儿了吗？ t : your daughter故意作出挡住村姑尸体的样子 你女儿 悟空刚从紧箍咒的痛苦中清醒过来，看到老妇。 s:you are the monster, i will beat you. 我打死你这个死妖精。 听到这句话，唐僧去挡老妇，孙悟空把唐僧推到在地后，将老妇打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。

9、j: master ，are you ok? how many? 师父，怎么样，你还好吗？【伸出两根手指】这是几 t：two，game over sun wukong. 两个啦，孙悟空，你死定啦。 见唐僧已经对悟空产生不满，这时白骨精抓住时机，变成老头出来。老头出场后，看到倒在地上的老伴和女儿，狂奔过去。 b3：oh，my wife ，my daughter , who did it？ （噢，我的女儿啊，我的老伴啊，这是谁干的？） 悟空转身，见又一个妖怪来了，果断举起金箍棒就要打。 s：you are going to die, monster. 见阎王去吧，死妖精。 t：oh wukong，

10、you have killed three lives. （悟空，你竟然杀了三个人。 s : they are not human being ，they are monsters. （他们不是人，他们是妖精.） t: （想阻止，未及）you,you.(险些晕，e,j扶住 )you have killed three lives! 你，你你已经伤了三条人命了！s: no,they are not human beings!they are created by monster! 不，他们不是人！都是妖怪变的！t: monster?you are a real monster!never let

11、 me see you,go! 妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再让我看见你！s: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）人鬼情未了j: boss, brother monkey is. 师傅，猴哥这是t: dont mention that guy any more!不要再提他了！b: (出现) ha,ha,ha!(三尸体b1,b2,b3在b招手后“飘”走)t: （惊）you are.b: how foolish you are ,mr tang!(e,j去阻斗，被击退) 唐僧，你好愚蠢！b: (抓住t)ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha. 我要吃你的肉，

12、哈哈哈哈s: (悄悄走到b后，打b,b晕)a thousand years later.t: wukong? 悟空e: oh,brother monkey!（猴哥）j: our hero is back! 我们的英雄回来了！t: i,i cant understand.what happened? 发生什么事了？s: boss,your iq needs increasing! this monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! 师傅，你应该提高一下智商了！这个妖怪为了骗你变化成三个模样！t: how,how did you find out? 你怎么发现的？