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1、小学生英语故事英文风趣故事:1、Therewasaguy家伙,伙计whowentintoashoptobuyaparrot鹦鹉.Therewerethreeparrotsintheshop.Onewas$5,000;another另一个one,$10,000;andthethird第三one,$30,000.Thecustomer顾客askedtheowner,“Howthisguyis$5,000?Thatsexpensiveso贵的forthiskind种类ofparrot.Theownersaid,“BecauseIhtrainedve训练himandhecantalk.Sothecus
2、tomeraskedhim,“Howaboutthisguy?Whatcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive?Theownersaid,“Well,apartfrom除了talking,hecanalsodosomeamusing风趣的actions动作,likedancingandsoon.Thatwhyshesoexpensive.Thenthecustomersaid,“Howaboutthethirdone?Whatcanhedothatmakeshimsoexpensive?Theowneroftheshopsaid,“IdontknNormallyw.往常,I
3、haveneverheardhimtalk,nordance,norwhistle吹口哨,norsing,nothingatall!ButtheothertwocallhimBossThe老板.2、Whereistheegg?Teacher:Canyoumakeasentence造句withthewordegg?Student:Yes.Iateapieceof一块cakeyesterday.Teacher:ThenwhereistheStudent:Inthecake,Sir.“egg?3、firsttimeforhimtodothat.Hebuys买aticket票andgoesin.But
4、aftertwoorthreeminutes分钟hecomesout,andbuysthesecond第二张ticketandgoesinagain.Afterafewminuteshecomesoutagainandbuysthethird第三张ticket.Twoorthreeminutesafterthathecomesoutandasksforanotherticket.Butagirlaskshim,“Whydoyoubuysomanytickets?Howmanyfriendsdoyoumeet?“No,Ihavenofriendshere,butabigwomanalwaysst
5、opsmeatthedoorandcutsup剪myticket.4、Teacher:WouldShakespeare莎士比亚beagreatmanifhewerestillalivetoday?Student:Ofcourse.Hemustbeagreatman,forsofar当前为止nobodyhaslivedtoover400years.5、Mr.Smith:Waiter,theresadeadfly死苍蝇inmysoup汤.Waiter:Yes,sir,Iknow-itstheheat热thatkills杀死it.6、Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-wool棉花iny
6、ourear?Isitinfected感染?No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaythateverythingyoutoldmewentinoneearandouttheother,soIamtryingtostopit.7、Teacher:Weallknowthatbeatcausesanobjecttoexpandancoldcaueseittocontract热胀冷缩.Now,cananyonegivemeagoodexample例子?John:Well,inthesummerthedaysarelong,andinthewinterthedaysareshort.8、AG
7、oodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents分.WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgave给youyesterday?Igaveittoapooroldwoman,heanswered.Youreagoodboy,saidthemotherproudly骄傲地.Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedin感兴趣theoldwoman?Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.糖果9、Drunk醉酒Oneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoingho
8、me.Atthisage年纪,theboywasinterestedin感兴趣allkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions问问题.Now,heasked,Whatsthemeaning意思ofthewordDrunk,dad?Well,myson,hisfatherreplied回复,look,therearestanding站着twopolicemen.Ifregard认成thetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk.But,dad,theboysaid,theresonlyONEpoliceman!一般英语故事Story1ID
9、ontLikeHerBobgoestoanewschool.Onedayhecomesback,“Bob,doyoulikeyournewteacher?hismotherasks.“Idontlikeher,Mother.Becausefirstshesaysthatthreeandthreeissix,andthenshesaysthattwoandfourissix,too.Story2TenCandiesMotherasksherson,“Jim,ifyouhavetencandies,andyoueatfour,thenhowmanycandlesdoyouhave?“Ten.Jim
10、says.“Then,Motherasks.“Yes,Mum.Fourcandlesareinmystomach肚子andsixcandiesareoutofmystomach.Fourandsixisten,isntitright?Story3Count数TomorrowMorningItsaright.Johnislookingatthesky.TomisJohnsyoungerbrother.HeasksJohn“Whatareyoudoing?Johnsays,“countingImstars数星星.Tomlaughs笑andsays,“Itreallysdarknow.Whynotc
11、ountthemtomorrowmorning?Story4AddingFeettoaSnake多此一举一壶酒.Whocandrinkit?Theythinkoutanideaanddecidetohaveamatch-Drawasnake.Ifyoufinishfirst,youcangetit.SoonMr.Wolffinishesdrawing.“Yeah,Ivefinished.Ihesaysm.NoBut.1,hedrawsagainandsays,“Oh,letmetoaddmyfeetsnake.Atthetime,Mr.Gorilla(猩猩alsofinishes.Hetake
12、sawaythepotofwineanddrinks,thenhesays,“T.Story9CoveringOnesEarsWhileStealingaBell自欺欺人Mr.Wangthinksheisclever,buthealwaysdoesfoolishthings.Onedayheseesabeautifulbellatthetopofadoor.“Oh!Hownice!Iwilltahome.Hethinks,“WhatcanIdo?Afterawhilehehasa“goodidea.“Aha!Ihaveanideanow.Icanplugmyears.ThenIwillnotheartheringwhenItakeoffthebell.Thenhedoesso.Butassoonashetakesoffthebell,theowneropensthedoor.ateyoudoing?theownersaysangrily.Story10AddingEyestoaDragon点睛之笔Mr.Liisagoodpainter画家.Onedayhedrawsabeautifuldragonwithouteyes.Mr.Zhoulooksatthepictureandsays,“Thedragonhasnoeyes.Itisnatgoodpictu
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